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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the-nothing-maker

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do the smallest stuff for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

Source: the-nothing-maker text
michaelblume
penfairy

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

deflare

God help Japanese teachers in Australia.

languageoclock

if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is

derinthemadscientist

Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me. 

Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.

hollowedskin

100% true.

the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight

fozmeadows

See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if you’ve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.

By which I mean: if you’ve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you can’t then call a hated politician something that’s (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then it’s acceptable to go big (”The PM’s a total cockstain!”) at the outset.

Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckin’ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckin’ mad cunt means you’re literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA. 

Source: penfairy interesting Australia languages
phantomseptember
otherwindow

i don’t know what’s cooler tbh: 

  • Demon horns being broken halos from when they were angels. 
  • Demons willingly grow their own halos, but never complete the circle to symbolize their rebellion against heaven’s strict order. 
otherwindow

In addition to the second one, angels are GIVEN their halos rather than earning them. Demons like Lucifer rebelled for freedom and individuality, thus demon horns all look different compared to an angel’s boring halo.

toloveviceforitself

Horns are useful tools, but if you join them into a circle they become useless badges of authority.

And the thing about wearing a badge is that you become a symbol of someone else. You’re not you, you’re an extension of the entity whose authority you’re borrowing. You can’t be yourself until you ditch it

otherwindow

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Here’s a visual representation of angels and demons.

I figure that as angels, their “horns” would glow when connected to become traditional halos. However, this blinds the angel with heavenly light, making the angel rely on God’s guidance.

Angels who break their halos become demons, and willingly grow their horns in obscure shapes so it won’t connect back into a halo. Because the halo no longer blinds them, demons can finally see but can no longer communicate with God for guidance – the light they once gave to heaven now belongs to them, hence demons being proficient with fire allowing them to see in the dark.

Extra notes on horns & halos:

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Circular horns (Halos) are smooth and easy for God to “grab” like a chain.

Jagged horns are sharp to the touch and can pierce God.

Source: otherwindow angelic demonic
booksandchainmail

cape name categories:

booksandchainmail

  • extremely generic: hero, marquis, trickster, gallant
  • extremely literal: biter, shielder, lung, clairvoyant
  • tempting fate: vikare (icarus)
  • is that your cape name or real name?: grace, victor, jack (slash), dinah alcott, august prince, felix swoop, gregor (the snail)
  • dorky: glory girl, kid win, mouse protector, strapping lad
  • seriously?: hatchet face, chubster, wanton, leet
  • clearly wanted to be a fantasy protagonist: shatterbird, sundancer, crane the harmonius
  • same but for sci-fi: laserdream, raymancer, lightstar, professor haywire
  • embarrassing mixup waiting to happen: nix and nyx, othala and othello
  • the what-now?: grue, parian, rime, sere
  • puns: clockblocker, damsel of distress, assault (and battery), agnes court
  • unpronounceable: glastick uwenei glaistaig uaoinye the faerie queen
  • moose: a terrifying and noble creature
worm